Simpathy

When you feel bad for or have sympathy for a simp; aka a guy (or girl) who is desperately trying to get someone to like them. Instead of criticizing the guy or girl for being a simp, you take a minute and realize how lucky you are that you are not a simp.

“Hey you know my bro Ian?”
“Yeah!”
“I have so much simpathy for him. He keeps being a simp and Ashley keeps laughing and brushing him off.”

Little Miss Dangerous

An innocent looking 18-20 year old woman who can get any guy in trouble. She lures men in with her charm; but her looks and charisma are lethal to him. She is the equivalent to a poisonous snake - she looks beautiful, but one bite can kill. It’s the name of an ‘80’s song by Hard Rock singer Ted Nugent. It is also the name of a Season 2 episode of the hit ‘80’s show Miami Vice.

“…Such a dangerous body, with a little girl’s face. She’s my Little Miss Dangerous, little miss dangerous to me”

Rico Tubbs

A smooth player, a dope dresser. A certified ladies man. Rico Suave with a touch of the ‘80’s swag. In reference to Miami Vice actor Philip Michael Thomas, who played Ricardo ‘Rico’ Tubbs, an undercover Vice cop who wore designer suits and was a ladies’ man. He is the partner of Sonny Crockett.

“That dude James is so smooth! He’s smooth like Rico!”
“Yeah man, like Rico Suave.”
“Nah, bro. Like Rico Tubbs. That suit cost $1200! That’s Miami Vice right there!”