No Vaseline

when some one fucks up, has no luck, makes a mistake, looks like a dumbass and/or a chick gets boned and its dry down there. . . therefore you have. . . No Vaseline. . . Biatch

Shola. . . . Kunal. . . Tottenham. . . Miss Procter. . .
No Vaseline. . .

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break em in

break em in or breaking someone is either in the ass and breaking a virgin in. this is some ones first time . . . ever. preferable with Vaseline. . . aka see No Vaseline

i grabbed both cheeks and showed him no mercy. . .therefore i break em in

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