Snapchat Slapped

"Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.

My coworkers a douche he snapchat slapped me while on break the other day.

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Castaneda effect

To do bare minimum at last minute, just to complete the task, usually ending up as a failure

Don’t get too relax or else you’ll develop the Castaneda effect.

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snapversery

Snapversery is the aniversery of two people who have been snapchatting for a 30 day streak or more. Oh my god we just hit are six month snapversery.

Oh my god we just hit are sixth month snapversery

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shweat

It's the combinatino of shit and sweat that happens the day after eating mexican food and then a full workout in humid conditions.

My ass was shweaty after the bean burritos and that marathon thru miami.

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Moki

A type of troll that sits under desks all day. It has a fear of women and a cackling laugh. it's ugliness is complemented by a micropenis. some believe they are malformed aliens cast off by their brethren.

Person 1:"Damn that looks like a Moki living under that desk. You can barely make it out under those monitors."

Person 2: "Is that why those finger cots are filled with semen?"

Moki: *cackling*

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