Jack-O-Cramp'in

the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.

Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?

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Stupid Council

The over-achieving, kiss-ass office clowns who feel the need to force co-worker interactions with lame-ass picnics, games and potlucks galore.

Hey guess what?

Stupid Council is sponsoring another ill-fated attempt at making this place less prison-like and more special-ed - hooray!

Hobolicious

Of or pertaining to something with a hobo-like essence.

"Dude, those fingerless gloves are totally hobolicious!"

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