Cell-ave

All the people in the world that have to be on their cell phone every free second they have during work or school, especially social situations like a party, to text, tweet, or update their fucking Facebook status.

Put your cell away and come join the party, you cell-ave!

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Cuntspiracy

When you are so desperate and you cant get laid no matter what you do.

You: I have tried everything and I can't get laid. Clubs, hookers, russian brides!
Friend: It must be a Cuntspiracy!

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