Wreck her vagina

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

Scrotus

Another name for the Supreme Court of the U.S. who are all so old, they resemble a scrotum.

Apparently, the SCROTUS has the ability to define marriage.

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fuckyourselfie

This is when someone requests a selfie, so you grab the Polaroid camera, and turn it around to take a pic of yourself. After the photo has dried and is visible, you fax it to the person who requested the pic.

Jennie: Hey Ben, send me a selfie.
Ben: Just sent it baby

Richard: who knew Jennie had a fax number?!
Eric: Bitches always want them selfies
Christopher: fuckyourselfie