Crystal Queer

When you are crystal clear about being gay.

Logan: Do do you want to date jack?

Carlee: No I’m gay.

Logan: Are you sure?

Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.

Sand slut

Finding a wandering bitch on the beach that has lost her way in life but found her way in your pants.

yo lets go to the beach and pick up a sand slut.

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Cancun kidnapping

When someone ties you up in your own hammock and tosses you in the pool.

Keep talking shit or I’m going to perform a Cancun kidnapping on your ass.