underwood

A desire or urge for retaliation. To get even with somebody, payback time.

Don't make me go underwood on you.

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toolmaster

One who is proud of being the biggest jackass. Someone who imbraces being a tool.

Joe is such a asstard, he calls himself the toolmaster.

abtopchemphobia

A phobia of cleaning your house.

I can't clean today, or ever, because I have abtopchemphobia,