CROBS

A Crobs is the name for an outlandish idea, theory or action.

The word has been popularised in connection to the ‘Abolish Landlord Theory’ and the ‘Abolish Time-Zone Theory’

Joe: “Woah! Did you just put your entire arm in your mouth? You must be CROBS”
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Joel: *sips drink* “Yeah but, you wouldn’t need to change the time on your watch anymore so it IS worth abolishing time-zones”

Joe: “Oh yeah? I forgot you were CROBS”