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A white woman who dips her sandwich in the shitter while cleaning.
A very dedicated worker.
2019
Hey Ron howâs it going herd your daughter got a teaching job and is married now!?
âThe little Queso dip is growing up fast.â
Welcome to 2019 and beyond good luck.
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A deck builder is a man NEVER sought out by a mullet hole if he has achieved certain social status. Wanted to build a Non-holy shit deck for said mullet holes family, at certain age now with grandchildren. However, mullet holes are easily swept off feet and dislike family. Therefore a deck builder is most likely a man with a pornhub subscription. What a joy.
One day I want to never meet a deck builder wanna know why? Personally I think he ran my brother over in a football game. Damn deck builders Iâm just not even going to go to church anymore either.
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A vagina typically of a certain social status.
When in the Midwest men will play sports and lose. Therefore God blesses women of that area with a Loser attractor.
âNo way mom! Iâve got a loser attractor! âPfffffftâ
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This is a âNerbâ a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
âHello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didnât Iâll just go to the theater that isnât opened every single night??? by myself. I guess Iâll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
Noun, Slang- A dark âPossiblyâ wet hole typically located on females of the Midwest North American region that is used for stuffing âUsuallyâ JUNK into and having high or low hopes of having to haul said hole around until death do them part by thee semi driver. Semi being English for: Part hauler part holler.
Trailer: more commonly referred to as a mobile home or male of a genital length reaching seven or more inches. One who is a member of thee seven up club #7UP.
Sought by winners however, not usually low enough to budge to take a semi-trailer on a date because theyâre foul by age Adult.
This is my Semi-Trailer I will use it to attract a male. However, Iâll probably never be seen in public with out a male therefore causing high possibilities of ending the nickname given. If Iâve referred to this as my semi-trailer my boyfriend definitely was not a winner. 317
A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.
Wow Iâm glad Iâm the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
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a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by canât do it personalityâs. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesnât buy me things and farted on my familyâs couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think Iâm setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know thatâs a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. Heâs been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!