Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

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Redally

When someone says something so surprising to you that the only way to react is to add a syllable to "really", thus, redally.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear? Bradey's Dad got a sex change. Now we have to call him Ms. Sugarlumps

Guy 2: Redally?!

Bradey: What are you guys talking about?

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