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A black girl's hair when it's pulled back into a rushed ponytail.
I didn't have time to do her hair this morning, so she's sporting the snatchback today.
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Your secret phone ... the one your significant other doesn't know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!
"Your phone is ringing."
"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."
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Leaving your work station 10 minutes earlier than you should to for a "restroom break" (real or imagined) and then head straight out the door.
Tamika and Rikki always do the piss and dip at 4:20. They think the boss doesn't know but he does.
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The agreement between you and your FBuddy that you will only sleep with eachother.
Yeah we date other people, but Hook and I only sleep with each other - we're sexclusive. :)
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1. Two parties looking to beat each other up, or 'knock the snot out of them', whether it be 2 fighters, 2 sports teams, etc.
2. What a woman has once someone sneezes on her chest.
"The Skins and Eagles are both snotknockers tonight - they just came to crush eachother and see how many players they could take down!"
"Achoooo!" "Damn, did you have to sneeze on my tits?!" "Haha, now they're snotknockers!"
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Holding firmly on to an African-American male, emotionally or physically.
"Man, them po-pos had me in a nigogrip for like 10 mins, until I was all 'racial profiling' and they eased up off me!"
"Girrrl, you wanna know how to get a firm nigogrip on him, you betta start givin' head more often than that!"
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