Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.
You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!
Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
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A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.
Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.
The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.
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A Stepper is a person who insists on talking about an inch away from your face and everytime you step away from them, they step towards you.
That bloke's a Stepper, he's got no appreciation for personal space.
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The Woke Folk are predominantly; white, middle class, and relatively wealthy. These people are so utterly obsessed with how other people see them: That they spend their whole lives virtue signalling, and engaging in fashion statement politics. They are so determined to present themselves as; progressive, altruistic, and outraged by injustice: They will jump onto any and every, pseudo political bandwagon, the mainstream media, and education system tell them to.
Still trying to explain reality to the Woke Folk: Talk about flogging a dead horse.
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A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.
I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.