Nig Gap

The car space “gap” you or your friends leave when parking your vehicle near run down shitty people movers with Tonga flags stuck in them in the car park ( to avoid break ins and damage to your car from Hori’s )

“Hey Johnny watch out for that shit dirty people mover over there!!“ “Ahhh thanks mate, I’ll apply a decent nig gap cheers.”

Squid Game

Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.

Hey Mike Hey Sue, wanna come over and have a race at squid game??

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