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Turning your fist around during male masturbation so as to simulate going from the vagina into the anus.
I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!
when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "
"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."
The act of a geriatric person of either sex urinating on a millennial.
"I payed that old lady $20 to piss on me. She gave me a Silver Shower!"
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Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.
If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!
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Hitting it doggy style while drinking a flight of craft beers off of your partners back. Bonus points if you make airplane noises.
Her ass is wide as a ship, hope she doesn't mind if I turn her back into a Flight Deck!
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When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"