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sedentary and lazy feeling experienced after staying up 3 days on amphetamines
Carl was feeling methargic after spending 18 hours stripping the insulation off of copper wire
When you run into a homosexual transvestite or cross-dresser that dressed straight the last time you saw them
I had a total gayjà vu moment when I saw Frank Flanders, er... I... meant, Francheska Flanders at the Whole Foods yesterday.
Attempting to initiate penis-to-penis contact with a bull while being cuckolded.
Frank was okay with double-penetrating Hal's wife as long as there was no swashcuckling.
The ability to control one's bladder and urinate in a responsible and hygienic manner, without creating a mess or causing embarrassment.
"Tom's pisscipline was so impressive that he could take a leak in a crowded bathroom without causing a single drop to splash on the floor, earning him the nickname 'The Master of the Stream'."
A unit or group of complementary Karens that contribute to a single effect, especially:
a. A coordinated request for the manager.
b. A coordinated demand for you to stop filming them.
c. A group of entitled women who all demand collectively that you do or don't do something lest they report you to the proper authorities.
Franks refusal to honor the pricing error in the weekly ad resulted in a Karensemble of customers demanding to speak with his manager.
(noun) - the exhilarating feeling of relief and renewal that one experiences upon rediscovering a long-lost shoe. It's a joyful moment that can rekindle a lost sense of hope and optimism, as the shoe is no longer relegated to the status of a solitary, abandoned sole. Reshoenification can also be a reminder to take better care of one's footwear, as the loss and rediscovery of a shoe can be a wake-up call to appreciate the little things in life.
"After searching frantically for her lost shoe for days, Sarah was overjoyed to experience a moment of reshoenification when she finally found it tucked away in the back of her closet. The reunion with her long-lost shoe brought a sense of relief and renewal, and Sarah vowed to take better care of her footwear in the future."
The inability to sleep due to excessive worrying or complaining about trivial things, similar to how a stereotypical "Karen" might behave when they feel wronged.
"Ever since she got the wrong order at the coffee shop, Karen has been experiencing Karensomnia, lying awake at night and worrying about whether the barista will get her order right next time."