Dick Powder

Dried shit. On your dick. Nothing more to add.

"Bro, I forgot to wash after i pulled out last night, I got dick powder covering me."

Bitch Bopped

Used when somebody got fucked up.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the fight?"
Person 2: "There was a fight?"
Person 1: "Yeah Nathan got bitch bopped."

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Urban Dictionary

The place you write in when you have nothing else to do.

"I'm about to scroll on urban dictionary."

nigga mortis

When a black man gets shot but continues to resist arrest.

cop 1: "How the hell is he still shooting!"
cop 2: "GODDAMN NIGGA MORTIS!"

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Gun

The greatest thing you can bring to show and tell.

"He has a gun!"
"AHHHHH"

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