Romantilicious

When a guy or a girl sounds very smart in a (most often private) conversation about romanticism (i.e. love, nature, etc...) and it seems very romantic and delicious.

Pronounciation: Ro-man-ta-lish-ess

Bree: How was your date with Kath?
Troy: It was quite good actually. Truth be told, when you introduced us I thought she was a bit dull, but she turned out to be rather romantilicious.
Bree: Yeah, she's a smart cookie. And a fun one at that.
Troy: I'm seeing her again the day after tomorrow.
Bree: Awesome.

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Strawberrygasm

The pleasantly surprising feeling when you eat something delicious that is made with a lot of fruit. Doesn't necessarily have to be primarily or solely strawberries. Any berries, any fruit.

Karen: My boyfriend invited me to dinner with his parents and his mum made this AMAZING nectarine crostata for the dessert.
Sylvia: That good huh?
Karen: Yes! Every bite was like a strawberrygasm.

Clown Hooker

1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).

1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."

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Penthusiast

A word to describe those people that LOVE stationery. It is a portmanteau of 'pen' and 'enthusiast'. It is a pretty self-explanatory term: an enthusiast is person who is highly interested in a particular activity or subject and in the case of a penthusiast the subject is pens. And all their 'cousins'. (i.e. highlighters, erasers, hole-punchers, etc.)
Such people would move into an Officeworks store in the blink of an eye if given the chance.

Abby: So what are you getting Ursula for her birthday?
Mavis: I got Ursula this massive box of Crayola Crayons and some Derwent charcoal pencils.
Abby: ... Will she like those?
Mavis: Oh yeah! She's a total penthusiast. She could live in Officeworks! If you want her to fall in love with you forget sending chocolates and roses, send her post-its and blu-tac.

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Chocoladise

(Pronounciation: choc/la/dise or chokladise)

1. The good feeling when you're eating chocolate

2. A paradise of chocolate/Chocolate heaven

1. (Eats Kinder surprise chocolate) "Omg, this is like chocoladise!

2. A chocolaterie, confectionary store, etc...

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IKEA Daleks

IKEA Daleks is a fan-given term to the "improved" designs of the Dalek villains from the long-running British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Daleks are the arch-nemesis of The Doctor and his alien Time Lord race. In S5E3 the IKEA Daleks were introduced. They looked the same as the original Daleks but with colourful Dalekanium (alien metal).

They look like the result of Daleks procreating with Power Rangers.

David: You know, Chris, whenever I see one of those new colourful Daleks I imagine M&Ms shooting out of their appendages.
Chris: Haha, you mean those IKEA Daleks? They look like toys, don't they?
David: Yeah! They look like they're made from plastic instead of Dalekanium.

Smorgaphobia

A fear of buffets. The term was used on Frasier (season 4, episode 15: Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein are Dead)

Talking about Maris Crane:
Niles: It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets.
Frasier: Ah, yes — the legendary smorgaphobia!