Truffle Shuffle

Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.

Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.

But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?

Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.

Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.

Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.

Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.

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Tossing the Truffles

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.

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