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Done fucked up

When you do something you didnรขย€ย™t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

by Risoh May 21, 2018

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bloody nightmare

When a girl is on her period and puts her vaj on your face and period blood gets in your eyes and starts punching you in the dick while feeding you LSD and screaming NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!

Some girl drugged me last night and gave me a bloody nightmare, it hurt like shit!

by Risoh April 28, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž