Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales

Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling

Jake

The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz

Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!