Roland Wilson

Roland Wilson has been an LSPD captain for a few months now. He's slightly racist around the edges, but he likes to kill terrorsites.

Oh ! Roland Wilson is so good at killing Arabs !!

Loris

Loris has such a huge ass that he usually takes up all the room in his family.

He loves his friends a lot, even a little too much. He likes to slap their butts when they pass him by.

Loris is a sweet little boy who has a lot of doubts about his sexuality.

Loris, stop slapping my butt !!