Masturcate

Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.

I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?

Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?