Elijah

Elijah is the sexiest person in the entire world and he has a huge dick, he also has the best shoe game on the planet he will fry yo ass on ball and 2k but he fucks up with girls sometimes

Guy : Elijah your so sexy bro
Girl : Elijah your so sexy bro
Elijah : that’s what I’m saying cuh

Jayden

Has a weird last name and is lazy eyed bitch boy who sucks at basketball.

Jayden: hello my name is Jayden

Girl : pls kill yourself