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Baldur's Gate II

(1) A decade old computer videogame that was developed by Black Isle/Bioware. Featuring an incredible composition, mature themes, and seemingly endless possibilities, Baldur's Gate II will forever be realized as the game that revolutionized RPGs.

(2) A game that introduced to us quite possibly the most awesome man alive (outside of the guy from the Dos Equis commercials): Edwin Odesseiron, "Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron, but you simians may refer to me simply as 'sir', if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."

(3) A synonym used to refer to something that makes you cum in your pants at the mere utterance of it's enchanted syllables because it is so awesome.

Person 1: Dude, have you ever played this game Baldur's Gate II--

Person 2: Shut the fuck up dude, I don't feel like cumming in my pants today.

by Rizzard April 4, 2010

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rugby

1) Intuitively, a word used to describe a boring sport that simply involves running around with a ball in your hands.

2) An English invention which has never caught on in non-English lands.

I don't play rugby because I'm American and therefore better.

by Rizzard February 27, 2010

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jewbie

An individual of presumed Jewish descent who lacks prowess at a video game.

Jewbie derives from the prefix Jew and the suffix bie (as in noobie).

The term has been known to be used liberally, and may not necessarily be targeted at a Jew.

Person: It looks like Shlomo's on our team.

Person 2: We're fucked; he's such a Jewbie.

by Rizzard June 2, 2009

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GI

Everyone knows a GI has ultimate rizz. It has been know they are superior in the art of seduction on plane journeys. If only I (the writer) could be a GI.

OMG! Josh is SUCH a GI.

by Rizzard January 4, 2023