phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

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loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

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butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

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fucken ell

The British form of fucking hell, used to say if there is something shocking. Commanly the work Jon.

Man pulls a small pistol on you.
"Fucken ell Jon, all you have is that potato gun?"

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Stray

A straight man who dress and/or acts gay. Commonly have lisps and enjoy arts/culture. Similar to but not altogether the same as Metrosexual . Also, see British

Although I act gay, I'm actually just stray. Which basically means the same thing, except if you try to stick anything up my ass I will knock you out.

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AMD

Holy Shit, AMD64FX kicked P4's ass. Who woulda thunk it.

I would buy a P4 but I don't want a slow computer, I better go with AMD 64 bit proc.

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cromat

an incredible MTG (magic the gathering, you heathen!) card

Ph33r m3, p171fu1 b31n65, f0r 1 h4v3 dr4wn (r0m4t!

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