uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

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DaddyDoesDoggie

Used when your Papa is into poking animals. Originated around 13-14th century when the Church was coming into prominence. Getting laid was an impossible task and promiscuity was quite prevalent. And they had too many horny daddies to account for. Many Brits, took to doin' animals on their farm and brought the tradition to the Americas in the 18th century. Still alive in certain regions of this country.

Many a fathers in West Virginia and Ohio are into DaddyDoesDoggie.

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blackccent

When white people talk like black people. black accent

1. Justin Timberlake
2. Eminem
3. John Cena
4. Pink
5. Christina Aguilara

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Derpy

Something that can explain something that is cool or dumb.

1)Man this song is so derpy!
2)Yah, that guy is such a derpy derp!

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Santa Rosa

A city where your guarenteed 2 get in a fight or a big ass brawl ive lived here for 2 years and ive been in ALOT of fites

I wanna get in a fight do you know where i could go?
Yeah just go to santa rosa

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turd wrestler

In most cases a plumber, but can be construed to include sewer workers or the operator of a septic tank truck.

My uncle (true story) who is a pipefitter, told me "Boy, I'm a pipefitter, not a plumber. I fit pipes. A plumber ain't nothin' but a turd wrestler". or "Septic tank's backed up, better call the turd wrestler."

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Nep

Nop + Yep

Bob: Wow Jeccas such a whore.
Glen: nep

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