keep

"keep" is sarcastically said to someone you would like to stop doing something. Basically, it means "don't continue".

Sam, you're playing that music too loud. Keep!

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Canada

A place with the best Homeland Security ever (the RCMP or Royal Canadian Mounted Police) not just some gay pick a color crap like in the US. But repremanded by many for not executing Avril Lavigne for being a poser if Canada even uses the Death Penalty at least they could have locked her up.

Canada is Cool

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kubli

a really cool dude from NW

likes hunting chris sean and booty

never gets owned and is really "wtf awesome"

I am Kubli. Bow down before me before I Maddox-pwn your NOOB ASS.

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shiss

see 1.5

My shiss was horrible.

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Peace

-Something you need to fight to protect, hence, we have war.
-Fucking dumbasses seem to believe that peace can be achieved through sitting on our asses while we get attacked by insanely hostile forces. Yeah, that's it you liberal fuck-ups, we'll just get our asses blown up...then there'll be peace.

"lolz!!!11 fiteing 4 peace is lyke fucking for virginity! lolz!!1"
"Yeah...you're liberal."

"We need peace! Not war!"
"No shit, you dumbass liberal."

Stay the fuck out of our way, liberal pussies!

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g 14

Classified information. Need to know basis only.

Store this story in the G-14 file.

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izoozi

An indian/pakistani dude who has terrible English and always gets his ass kicked by his friends.

American dude : Why does that guy have terrible English?
Indian dude: Oh, he must be an izoozi!

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