Ivar's Special

Noun. Slang. Refers to the dreaded C-bomb...Chlamydia. The fishy discharge from the cock and/or cunthole and the spelling of the word chlamydia combine to make the Ivar's Special.

"Man that fucking cunt gave me the Ivar's Special. Dirty slut."

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wolverhampton

The pit of the universe, a place inhabited by knuckle dragging morons.

i would never go to wolverhampton in my life.

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spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

white hat

Hackers that say they're doing something good by exposing flaws on company networks.

White hat hackers should not be imprisoned.

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Duber

Slang word for a foriegn lady when descibing a caucasion male with large genitalia

"what a big DUBER you have!"

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Fatherfucker

The opposite of the word Motherfucker.

Yo Dad is A Fatherfucker, Bitch!

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Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

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