Eggward

Eggward is the name given to people whose appearance and actions resemble that of an egg. This includes having a head that looks like an egg, containing yolk, and saying things an egg would say, such as “One man does not mess with another man’s glasses.”

Did you see Eggward recite the Fibonacci Sequence in front of the class? He’s such an egg.

Crum Bum

A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.

"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"

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