The Missing Link

An individual with a gigantic golden horseshoe lodged in his ass. This person can never lose, or do anything wrong. He is the golden child and Teflon man in one. The complete opposite of being Kloused. This individual can even scam the Illinois government and collect multiple pensions to fund his gaming apps, but still not buy a round of drinks at the ball game.

I can't believe Joe is going on vacation again... that son of a bitch is The Missing Link.

The Cubs finally won the World series because they had The Missing Link in the stands.

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