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A Wing Dog is similar to the Wing Man in that he helps his buddy get laid. If things went right, and the Wing Man has done his job, the Wing Dog is at home to help you seal the deal. Sometimes the Wing Dog is good to meet girls at the park with also!
I met 10 babes at the beach Saturday with my Wing Dog "Roadie"!
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When a guest on a talk show goes cold, completely disagreeable and unfriendly to the host and everyone.
Wow, that guy on Carolla went totally "Gould" on the show last night.
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Taking a break 15 or 20 minutes before actual lunch break or whatever. This is a good way to not shock your system by easing into the break time. It's a good way to piss off the boss too, so always look like you're putting things away and cleaning up for Actual Break.
It was a quarter to noon when Bud Mullins yelled out "PRE BREAK"! So we sat and relaxed to prepare for lunch.
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White hat wearing jock boys who like to fight guys that don't look like them. They first appeared somewhere back east and they can be heard saying "DAMN BRO!" all the time. They are supposedly highly homophobic so they need to beat up guys they think are fags. Rumours of date raping college girls has also been said.
My friends were at a Social Distortion concert and a bunch of Damnbros came up and kicked the shit out of them.
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A person who does Crystal Meth. They talk very fast all the time. You're lucky to get a word in with a serious tweaker. They do obsessive projects ranging from, taking a TV set apart, to cleaning a tile floor with a tooth brush. Not finishing anything is common. The thing about meth is that some people have done so much, that even when they quit, they are so damaged that they retain all the characteristics of a tweaker. Ruined for life.
That dude is such a tweaker, he won't stop talking!
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When a female is hunched over a toilet throwing up from a night of excessive drinking and her boyfriend or new guy comes in from behind and gives her a good ol' doggie style shagging.
Poor becky was throwing up after a long night of drinking and darts so I snuck up on her, pulled her singed hair back and Doggie Bagged her! Becky was thrilled to get Doggie Bagged on her birthday making it the highlight of her night!
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When someone uses a disability or illness as a way to pressure you into doing something nice for them. Taking advantage of someone by using their kindness and compassion to manipulate them.
That guy always begs the band to introduce them, gets backstage all the time because of his bad legs and then acts all hurt if they say no. What a Compassion Bully.
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