R/bonersinpublic

I’ll give you the chance to take a wild guess about what this Subreddit is about.

You can’t figure it out?

It’s about boners in public you dumbass.

I just saved you the click of a lifetime by going to R/bonersinpublic.

Just remember these words;
If you have a boner on a train station, only a degenerate would think to post a picture of their penis to a specific Subreddit for Reddit karma.

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Angleland

The namesake of England, named when the Angle germanic tribes invaded the British Isles. This has been remembered as of modern history because your 4th grade math teacher referenced this place when they taught you about acute and obtuse angles.

“Sir Cumference and the Great Knight of Angleland” is the piece of modern history that remembers this place.

emcnwjd

A random string of letters I randomly clicked to make a “word”.

Can I have a emcnwjd?

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.

They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.

Stanistan

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*

Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares

Reverse Hyperbole

A simile that uses an antonym to describe the lacking quality that is presented.

An example of a reverse hyperbole: I’m sleep like I have insomnia.