Tope

To poke someone with your toe

I was watching a movie and my cat was on my foot, it got annoying after awhile so I toped it.

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Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

L

Something the Korean dialect desperately lacks.

I'r rike a mirrion remons prease- Korean guy l

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HAHA

Half Assed Humor Attempt

HAHA you're a whore!

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R

The sexiest fucking letter in the known alphabet, followed closely by V.

R is the best thing to happen to humanity and you know it, no exceptions.

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Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

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Water

Where New Orleans used to be.

Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.

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