Rotten broccoli water

description of what a nasty fart would smell like.

rob "damn, who farted?"

mike "hahahahahahaha"

rob "mike, thats not funny, that smelt like rotten broccoli water"

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Smurf diving

Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.

"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"

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shnaps

a term used in a negitive manner, usually heard in a crowd of ghetto people.

person 1-"damn nigga, you forgot the Mc Eiht cd!"

person 2-"oh shnaps!"

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Jewth

A Jewish persons tooth. Not accepted by a normal tooth fairy for the simple fact that if she stopped to pick up every jewth, she would never finish a night’s work with constant, yet endless haggling by little Jewish kids who weren’t happy with the amount of money she left them under the pillow.

Feivel "Man, my mouth hurts"

Joosef "My dads a dentist, its probably just a minor jewth ache from all the free ice cream we just ate."

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legally by law

when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.

Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.

It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.

"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "

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Family rejewnion

A sudden encounter with a large group of Jewish people, who would more chances than not, probably be a large Jewish family, of some sort, celebrating some sort of Jewish party, or festival. Most of the time they’re yelling in Hebrew, or Yiddish (sometimes even Arabic)

\\\what to do if you ever run into a family rejewnion///

1. Do not drop a penny, for you may be mauled by a large number of humans, fighting jewth and nail

2. Stay out of their way, they're likely late for something.

3. Do not provoke, or draw attention to the group. Our liberal media loves them Jews.


Shalom!

Jake "I went to the Newport Dunes yesterday, and saw a bunch of these people wearing funny things on their baldspots, and they were yelling in some weird language, kinda creepy."

Jonas "Oh, dude, you probably just saw a family rejewnion"

Jake "Cool!"

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