The Mayor Menino

Poison ivy contraction via oral sex, causing the individual to mumble incoherently like 21st century Mayor of Boston, Tom Menino.

The Mayor Menino was first recorded in 1991, after an unfortunate late night skinny-dipping incident in the reservoir at Boston College.

I didn't know what the itch on my crotch was from the other night until I left the campus clinic, and saw my girlfriend with The Mayor Menino.

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