Crimo

Adjective
KREE-MO
Not to be trusted as authentic or true. Something that is so clearly in conflict with the official narrative that it flies in the face of all logic and critical thinking.

A reference to Robert Crimo III, the Highland Park mass shooter, who glows in the dark so brightly that he can be seen from space during daytime.

“You see that openly gay politician who claimed someone spray painted a homophobic slur on his campaign sign?”

“Yeah dude…it was in his own handwriting! Shit’s Crimo af…”

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“So the FBI says the lone gunman was firing six illegal model rifles, all with bump stocks, from six different windows, in two different hotel rooms, all at the same time? Nothing Crimo about that…”