prairie oyster

A prairie oyster is a bull testicle (not COW testicle, since FEMALES DO NOT HAVE TESTICLES!). It's a delicacy of the western and mid-western, semi-arid grasslands of North America (basically everywhere cattle are bought and sold).

To my understanding, they are quite good when double-battered and deep-fried in butter, generally mixed with sauteed vegetables or whatever else you heart desires. Being from the prairies myself, I find that they are quite tasty when eaten with sauteed mushrooms and beef gravy.

The local restaurant sells the finest prairie oysters in all Alberta.

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mixed nuts

The people inside of an insane asylum. This is so because you have schizos, retards, crazies, loonies, multividuals, lunatics, and just plain fuckered up sorry-ass mofos.

After intensive phyciatric evaluation, it was determined that Mark needed to be thrown into the can of mixed nuts.

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dip

Could mean one of several things:

Letter 1 - could mean to flee abruptly; split, take-off

Number B - could also mean a type of smokeless chewing tobacco (not to be confused with snuff, as that shit is snorted like coke), or...

Letter 3 - could also mean one who picks pockets; thief

NOTE: I could be wrong on that last one tho, so disregard if I am.

Letter 1 - Geezuz man, da fuzz are gonna catch us, let's dip!

Number B - Gimme some 'o yo dip, hommie.

Letter 3 - Wot da fuck, hommie, I think I was just dipped by dat stank ass trick last nite!

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