Porch Monkey

An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

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Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey

Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.

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