An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.
I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.
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An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.
see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!
I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
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