jerkin at perkins

v. to wack off in the world famous pancake house, also known as Perkins

man the pancakes smothered in syrup looked so good, i couldnt resist so i had to start jerkin at perkins

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Shack Attack

When you get explosive diarrhea from eating at the shacks at Ross Univeristy.

Jess: I can't go out tonight, i'm having a shack attack.

Rob: Happens to everyone, next time just buy a banana haha.

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urination station

a bathroom, a toilet, a restroom, a lavatory, John, outhouse.

Man, I have to piss like a race horse. I'm going to the urination station.

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Nigger Coffee

6 oz. Coke
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Kaluha

Tastes like coffee but with a dark nigger flare. Hence the name.

Drink that nigger coffee bitch it's going to fuck you up.

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fAFK

When someone is in a chatroom, or a messenger program when they just stop responding. Usually they have an awkward conversation and it's their attempt to avoid it. Other times they went to the restroom or to do something really quick.

Vagiquita: How you doing girl?
Shaniqua: Great, just watching tv.
Vagiguita: I heard about the new guy in your life, how is he? His names Nahoejay right?
5 minutes
Vagiquita: Shanni? You there?
Vagiquita: Bitch you went FAFK I know you're there...

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weeze

To borrow or use for yourself.

I am going to weeze some money off of clint because he always takes my stuff.

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wang tang

juices from your pepe

dude 1: yo i just drank my wang tang

dude 2: "lrl" that's really "tonky" you tonky truck!

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