queef

A vaginal fart. When air gets inside the vagina and is released it is called a queef.

I swear I heard someone fart, but it smells like fish. Oh, you must have queefed.

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Wario

The once friend of Mario. Is the best character to be in Mario Party. Needs to be held up in higher reguard.

Wario is the best nintendo character.

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Red Tsunami

Another word for a womans period.

I know what a red tsunami is!
Oh do you? What is it?
It's a period, all over your face!
Um,....I think it's just a period.

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ball hair

The hair around your balls.

I called up my friend Vinny, and said, "Hi, this is Joe, can you braid my ball hair?"

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Panty Wars

When someone sneaks into a girls bedroom and throws her panties all around the room. It looks like a battle field as if a war has taken place.

I went into my room and that asshole had panty wars. My panties were all over the place. On the ceiling fan, on my bed, dresser, floor, night stand; that pissed me off.

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Compartment

A girls vagina.

Jess: Look, if you're going to put it in the compartment, then everything stays in the compartment.

JB: Meaning?

Robert: Meaning wherever your dick is when you start the action, thats where you skeet.

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fp

Floppy Penis

I went to have sex with my girlfriend and got FP. Totally sucked.

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