Wookie Pits

Female armpits that either have never been shaved or haven't been shaved in days or weeks.

Boyfriend: "Whoa, honey! When was the last time you shaved your pits?"
Girlfriend: "I dunno...a few days ago, I think. Why?"
Boyfriend: "You got some serious Wookie Pits going on there!"

Josh Carlson

Sleeps like a woman

My gf does the Josh Carlson