Osmosize

The verb form of the word "Osmosis", meaning "The process of transfer of water from one side of a cell membrane to another".

This term may be used to describe throwing up, spitting, urinating, or spilling fluid of any type.

"Dude, I just osmosized all over your face."

kryffmass

The verbal bastardization of the holiday "Christmas", formatted in ebonics.

"Dis kryffmass gon' be dah bess kryffmass evah!
You gon' eatcho cownbread?"