William

The pasty pale guy. Who's got spots covering what seems like his whole body. Got a whole ramp for a nose.

Sits like an old lady with her legs crossed. Man's balls must be like raisins.

Thinks he knows everything. Guess what he doesn't he's probably one of the dumbest people you will meet.

If you accidentally make the mistake of becoming friends with this monster, there's no escape, no matter how obvious you are about it. He will be too blind to see you want rid of him.

Ugh great here comes William..

Owen

The little neek that sits in the back of the room with a toothy smile staring at you.

Bro look at Owen, he's staring right at me man.