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Tears for fears

To cry when you are scared.

Stop crying.......

by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

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Backgammon

The use of clingfilm in sexual intercourse.

"Brian, we've been married for 15 years now and i was wondering..."
"NO! Stop asking me for a game of Backgammon, im not that way inclined!"

by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

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Pork monday

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

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Blank

An evening of drinking where you have certian parts of the night removed from your memory

I blanked last night

by Rob Parker January 23, 2003

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