gleet

(n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).

Is that gleet on your pants or are you just glad to see me?

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clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

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gross ignoramus

(n.) A person who is 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus.

"I move that we fire that smart-assed IT tech. He's a gross ignoramus."

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loogie

(n.) A mass of mucous and saliva that is forcefully ejected from the mouth onto a person or object.

The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:

Lucy: "Ethel! Did you just hock a loogie in my coffee?"

Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"

Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"

Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"

Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."

"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!

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lemonade launcher

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.

The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'

Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.

holitis

(n.) inflammation of a body cavity or sphincter, particularly the asshole.

That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.

She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.

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dumphole

(n.) The anus and rectum of any primate, including homo sapiens.

Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!

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