Tits like jugs, face like a pug.
Man, that Joy chick is such a jug pug! But I`d still paper bag that hoe!
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When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.
Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!
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