Wifling

Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.

Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.

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going commandtoe

Going commandtoe is when you wear shoes without socks. Often done in the summer or if no socks are available.

Does not apply to when wearing sandals/flip-flops because socks in that context would just be wrong anyway.

Ray saw it was a bit of a scorcher outside so he decided to get some air between his toes by going commandtoe

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Robservation

Robservation is the act of keeping a look out in your house because you think you're going to get robbed.

Has totally nothing to do with people called Rob.

Four houses on my street have been broken into in the last week so I'm putting my house under robservation.

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