Panty Wars

When someone sneaks into a girls bedroom and throws her panties all around the room. It looks like a battle field as if a war has taken place.

I went into my room and that asshole had panty wars. My panties were all over the place. On the ceiling fan, on my bed, dresser, floor, night stand; that pissed me off.

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fp

Floppy Penis

I went to have sex with my girlfriend and got FP. Totally sucked.

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hops

To be able to jump high, is very agile veritically. Most commonly used in basketball.

Man, does he have hops!!! Did you see how high he got up to dunk that ball.

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Wario

The once friend of Mario. Is the best character to be in Mario Party. Needs to be held up in higher reguard.

Wario is the best nintendo character.

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Red Tsunami

Another word for a womans period.

I know what a red tsunami is!
Oh do you? What is it?
It's a period, all over your face!
Um,....I think it's just a period.

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ball hair

The hair around your balls.

I called up my friend Vinny, and said, "Hi, this is Joe, can you braid my ball hair?"

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queef

A vaginal fart. When air gets inside the vagina and is released it is called a queef.

I swear I heard someone fart, but it smells like fish. Oh, you must have queefed.

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