brain check

-noun
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.

Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."

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titty slap

-verb

The artful act of cupping a female breast in the palm of one hand, while simultaneously bringing the other hand down on said breast with a hard, swift smack.

Juanita: "Hi Juan."
Juan: "Don't make me titty slap you, ho!!"
Juanita: "O no! That would be quite painful!"

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